Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 18, 2005

brett boof

(noun) A fart

I boofed so hard last night I made a Brett boof.

I let out a Brett boof during a devil's triangle once. It was embarrassing

by VengefulFireDemon September 28, 2018

Brett Fraser

A totally awesome guy known for incredible feats of old man driving just to piss off the ppl behind him, doig w/e he feels like regardless of consequeces and being an amazing friend...even when he's being really annoying sometimes. not to be confused with brendan arnell who looks very much like him but is the opposite level of coolness.

Well ya that's brett fraser for ya what of it?

by MarkissikraM December 16, 2008

brett kantor

da coolest mudda fucka u will eva see.he will fuck u up
if u mess with him.he gets laid paid and den fucks ur mom again.

kevin-yea that brett kantor kid kiked my ass, he owns
dan-u bet ur ass
nick-ima go get high w kantor pce

by §§brett§§ January 2, 2009

to Brett Kavanaugh

To Brett Kavanaugh - to pull out calendars as proof of activity, specifically to attempt to prove something happened.

I'm going to Brett Kavanaugh this attorney!

by Frustrated Clerk February 3, 2022

brett castle

your typical heavy metal guy that does not suck dick like asher

you are such an brett castle.

by joey13 May 20, 2014

Brett Siska

The dumbest but yet funniest person alive. Also please read his newest book!!!

Ethan: Brett Siska made the best book I’ve ever read
Jack: let’s goooo

by Ahhahenaksis February 18, 2022