booerotica

booerotica: erotica written by an internet forum poster involving other posters of the same internet forum engaging in sexual conduct, which usually serves to alleviate or make fun of sexual tension between the featured posters. These posters will usually later meet in real life and enact scenes straight from the erotica, giving it a prophetic quality.

JH: please write a booerotica featuring me CC and HG
boo: sure, but there also needs to be some cock in there so you'll have to pick a male poster to join in the fun

by Bonnie Pruitt July 5, 2010

Booger sugar

Another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose.

I'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before I hit the clubs tonight.

by Liljimy69 June 14, 2014

finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

by Sentinel64 June 12, 2008

Booger Dickin

1.When a man gets caught with boogers all up on his shit

2. When a man/woman is cheating on their partner

Bobby Sue caught Ray Ray booger dickin around in her new log cabin trailer house.

by Marty&Mitsy2012 June 13, 2013

Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.

(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA

by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

booberception

An interception made with one's breasts (probably a woman's).

"I've never seen something as hot as a booberception." -Bret Michaels

by nicolioioio February 19, 2009