jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .

According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.

by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015

Boner Shrinker

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

by skidale November 2, 2008

mf boner

Trully outstanding words made by one of all time great minds - lil purpp.
Smokepurpp (lil water invasion) himself stated how it was one of his most emotional pieces he ever done.
The way he switches from "im a mf boner" to "im a mf stoner" shows delusional people that purpp is always strapped on (in every single way) even tho when hes high as giraffee ass.

You can either be a mf boner or a mf stoner if u aint on purpps level yet
in case u are, combination of both in the limelight could be very dangerous.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

Hangover Boner

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.

Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.

by Jmic May 28, 2017

Boner Chute

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.

Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!

by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010

Boner Paradox

When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.

I just stayed up all night watching girls gone wild and now I got a serious boner paradox going on.

by hsuR June 18, 2011