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blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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blueberry

A derogatory term for community support officers in the UK.

The word blueberry makes reference to the brighter blue uniforms that a PCSO would wear compared to constables.
Don't talk to that blueberry, he doesn't have the power to do anything
by tanck0 October 7, 2022
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.
Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.
by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025
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open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus
I just gave chad's son an open blueberry
by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018
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Blueberries

Synonym for blue balls (epididymal hypertension); the feeling you get from prolonged sexual arousal or edging too long. Unlike “blue balls”, this term also applies to the feeling you get after being kicked in the balls or wearing extremely tight underwear.
Bro last night’s session gave me blueberries, holy fuck.
by skybluemeth February 16, 2024
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Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.
by t pot January 31, 2019
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