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ride the blind

To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.
I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.
by mackharrison March 7, 2012
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blind skill

Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.
guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.
by therearesomewhocallmetim December 23, 2008
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blind cocksucker

Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.

A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.

They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
by Theodore R. Hazen February 29, 2008
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Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019
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blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
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Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes
Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.
by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008
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Nostalgia blind

When someone is unwilling to admit that the updated version of something is better because of their nostalgia to the old one.
He is so nostalgia blinded from older Minecraft that he won’t admit 1.17 is better.
by Straighttiktokisgay June 11, 2021
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