Blerg

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024

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Beerful!

Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.

“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”

by Chillguy April 12, 2024

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blergish

An overweight individual in which they contribute in nothing at all

That person's just a stupid blergish.

by John Gklirhgberg December 31, 2024

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1. An interjection usually used to break a long, awkward silence or to start a conversation.

2. A sound usually made when you vomit.

3. A sound made to grab someone's attention, like clearing your throat.

Definition 1:
Person 1:

Person 2: blergh

Definition 2:
Person 1: Are you gonna vomit?
Person 2: blergh

Definition 3:
Person 1: *listening to music*
Person 2: BLERGH.

by Mick McMickmick March 29, 2025

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