Justin Bieber

The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.

Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

Justin Bieber

Ninny-livered gorbellied newt (and that's insulting newts)

Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!

Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?

Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!

Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?

by Idiots in Motion May 16, 2013

Bieberisms

To use the name of a Justin Bieber song in a normal conversation.

In my world I am one less lonely girl. (These are Bieberisms)

by Sophie Michelle April 4, 2010

bieber fever

1.)A SIN TO LIFE
2.)I have to explain no more?

nemo"HAIRY HAS BIEBER FEVER!!!!!"
Hairy"BABY BABY BABY YES OH BABY BABY"
World"LIFE IS A SIN~!"

by Namegamename May 16, 2011

bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010

Justin Bieber

A squirrel in a blender.

There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.

by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013

Justin Bieber

The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.

Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!

by spideyrescue July 6, 2012