better than a kick in the tits

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

better than heroin

Used to describe something both very good and equally addicting.

"Say, #2, have you tried this new burger?"
"Can't say I have, #1. Will it satisfy my hunger."
"Oh, without a doubt, friend. This burger is better than heroin."
"Is that so? Well, perhaps it will take care of these black marks on my arm."

by Dave Rapp August 30, 2005

L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better

loser bozo ratio meaning i got more likes than you therefor making your comment invalid stay mad because i got more likes than you nba youngboy is better than you

"you're so racist"
"nigga The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better"

by i like to suck on nigga balls March 10, 2022

boy better know

the best crew in the UK grime scene
the two main MC's are JME and Skepta
other MC's include Frisco, Shorty, Big H, President T
boy better know DJ is Maximum

boy better know is on another level man

'yo u seen dat boy better know crew?'
'yer man der sik'

by danhaz February 17, 2008

Bethel high school

1.A ghetto school in Hampton,Virginia was build in the 1960s and still has not been redone Home of wanna be gansters and a Bad football team that thinks they run the school

2.A really bad ghetto school ware the majority of the studens came from Davis middle school another ghetto school and also home of weed smokers

3.A Small ass school with ghetto ass girls and boys that droup out because they retared or pregnate also home of Hoes and Prostitutes

I got to bethel high school

I hate bethel high school

Fuck this school mayne

by ABDeasyas123 October 18, 2010

even much more better

A LOT better than something or someone. Can be used by anyone, however it is used by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Crew: It's a key?

Jack: No, It is even much more better...It is a drawing of a key.

by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 24, 2009