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Chester Bennington

To hang oneself
"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."
by Rakgor October 18, 2017
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Irish Bonding

When you and your fellow brotherin's join together stall next to stall, working out your sphincters. A.K.A taking dumps next to each other. The bonding is just being in each other's fecal stink presence and listening to the joy of poop exiting the body. Also, the accompanying farts that come with it all just make you and your buddies' relationship stronger.
Paul and Judd were irish bonding after the "all you can eat" spicy hot buffalo wing platter they shared at lunch last Tuesday
by haulpanson December 14, 2011
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Bendiness

1.The amount of bend, or curvature, present in a particular object. Commonly used in scientific circles in reference to trees. It is uncommon but still correct to use it to refer to flexibility as well as constant curvature.

2.It can also be used informally to refer to less a less literal lack of straightness in non-physical things.
1.That cottonwood is a 5 on the bendiness scale.

2.He had a certain bendiness to his ethics.
by Wordsmith J December 2, 2009
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Bendigoes

Small crab like creatures that live in Puerto Rico, off shore in sand bars. They scurry out of their little holes to crawl on you when you are not suspecting it.

Also used as a an noun to describe anything else small or pitiful.
That little bendigoes just crawled across my hand!

Poor Bendigoes.
by bendigoeman February 15, 2010
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benking

When you meet someone and they keep stalking you and asking you for sex and to go on cam.
Oh my god, the ginger guy i saw at the 'Crewe Alexandra' game last week keeps benking me!
by Jordan McCarthy August 29, 2010
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Bendinitis

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.
Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011
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Benning

When your watching a movie with your friend and your friend pisses you off and starts texting random people.
I wanted to slap mark when he started benning while watching inception yesterday.
by Yourm0ther December 17, 2016
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