Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

Cabin Beaver

a serious condition in which a guy has spent so much time with an ugly girl ... that he actually begins to find her attractive. Typically occurring in the work place, there is only one known cure for cabin beaver... And it ain't pretty.

Ricky: There is that hot chick I work with. Man I want to bang her so bad!

Art: Her? Dude, you got a serious case of Cabin Beaver.

by FTWk January 30, 2012

spread beaver

When a girl spreads her cunt (labia, flaps, vulva) completely apart with her fingers to show ALL of her vagina. This is commonly done in Penthouse magazine.

1. There is plenty of spread beaver in Penthouse.

2. The stripper spread her cunt apart and the crowd cheered and taunted her spread beaver.

3. The whore loves to show her spread beaver.

by J. Dell May 24, 2006

Shaggy Beaver

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

by cmoney55 September 7, 2011

Bieber Beaver

Another word for Justin Bieber fan.

Lisa loves Justin Bieber, she is such a Bieber Beaver!

by ILightBite March 8, 2011