If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)
Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"
by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019

cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.
by Carter Way November 29, 2010

by Al4sum December 30, 2009

“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
by Krkič February 14, 2019

Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019

a dude that has a colossal penis, which is hidden behind copious amounts of pubic hair. He loves taking a finger up his ass, but be careful, because if the finger isn’t far enough, Cameron will be unsatisfied. if Cameron Wells is unsatisfied, he will drill a hole through your testicles with a heavy duty drill.
by icedoutboiii September 2, 2021
