A popular Candian sexual act involving shoving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup up the vagina.
Girl #1: "Why are you limping? Eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"
by Uncle BuckXx February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
by thecolbertnationsensation February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by redhotcohen February 4, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. by bobble D February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring maple syrup into the rectum, then emptying your bowels into the Stanley cup. Then, while wearing moose antlers atop the head, dip your balls into the Stanley cup. Then Stephen Colbert kicks your ass at ice skating.
by THEE_SWEDE February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History (illegal in some states) is a sex act between a man and a woman and another man and a moose. The woman first douses herself with a bottle of maple syrup, while the 2 men "fluff" the moose. then, the woman grabs the moose antlers and props herself up by stepping on the 2 men. She then Shits into a cup (preferably the Stanly cup) afterwords the men smear the shit all over themselves and the 3 people start going at it under the moose while the moose pees on them. after the deed is done the collect all the leftover "juices" bottle them up, and sell it as "Beaver's Love Syrup"
Did you see Steven Colbert's sex tape? I can't Believe he did the "Canada's History" with Jon and Martha Stewart!
by CabinMan February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A long time ago, an Alien named Jean Claude flew down in his spaceship shaped like a baguette, and deposited a race of souls called "Canucks" into a Canadian Moose the size of Alberta. J.C. bombed the moose, and parts of Canucks flew all around the most northern section of the America's.
Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.
Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.
by lorddieter11 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.