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bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!
by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
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Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.
What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.
by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020
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mast batting

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.
by drum solo March 30, 2009
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
by Soggy sack November 11, 2017
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bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town
He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food
by Madrid69 August 11, 2018
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