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batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.
Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!
by Go55y April 19, 2018
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Duppy bat

Sense 1:

The Erebid moth (Ascalapha odorata) which is also known as Black Witch, Sorrow moth, and Mourning moth, is called Duppy Bat in Jamaica.
Origin : circa 18th century. From bvb dupe or Akan adɔpe; a ghost or spirit.

The bat is believed to be the spirit of a deceased person in the manifestation of a bat. It is usually not at rest and has returned as a harbinger or to live in its abode among its old family and friends.

Sense 2: a silly person; an idiot
Nuff duppy bats live in the abandoned house.

Last night a duppy bat flew inside the house. The entire place was turned upside down.

Cho! A duppy bat, that. (That is a duppy bat) sense 2.
by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021
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mast batting

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.
by drum solo March 30, 2009
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bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!
by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
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The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.
by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020
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Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.
What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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