the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 10, 2009

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

Basement Boogers

The nastiness that comes out of a vagina when a woman is not having her period, aka vaginal discharge.

I use pantiliners so that my basement boogers do not make me feel any discomfort.

by melee3 October 10, 2011

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019

Bashment Sissy

Men who argue and fight like women.
A recent example of this is the fight between armz and bouncer in the uk.

How can you run your mouth like your bad but you fight like a bashment sissy

by John wicked inna bed September 19, 2021

Bashment Sissy

Men who argue and fight like women.
A recent example of this is the arms vs bouncer fight

It also refers to men who gossip and behave like keyboard warriors on social media.

Since I’ve been on clubhouse I’ve seen so many bashment sissy it’s unreal. Where are these men’s fathers?

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

Basement children

Will smith aproves 👨🏿 ⚖️👌🏿

I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022