The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
Get the turkey baster mug.A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the curry basher mug.A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008
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Get the turkey baster mug.Alex is a basterd
by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010
Get the Basterd mug.One who hates on George Bush, the 43rd president of the US, simply to jump on the bandwagon, when they actually know nothing of his campaign other than vague clichés.
13 year old Bush Basher: BUSH SUCKS I'M SO GLAD OBAMA'S COMING INTO OFFICE HE'S BETTER THAN BUSH. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK; NOT BECAUSE I KNOW HIS PRINCIPLES OR ANYTHING.
Intelligent person: *facepalm*
Intelligent person: *facepalm*
by Whole Grain Guaranteed January 26, 2009
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