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Basketball

The absolute best game ever to play...........SIKE its considered a very amazing sport and I agree it is but it is not the best sport, Football overall in America at least is the best sport to eat h no some people may not love playing it so they choose something "a little less rough" LOL some of these sports including Basketball,baseball(who h can be dangerous), Hockey,soccer and tennis. That concludes my opinion piece.
"Omg basketball is boring let's watch the Texans" "how about.you play basketball and see if its boring"
by KK_KENT_91797 November 4, 2019
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Basketball widow

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
by Miz Pee November 4, 2019
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Basketball Ass

A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis
My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.
by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021
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Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball
by Frankie baby October 21, 2021
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Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.
By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.
That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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