The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.
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A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.
by bill the cat August 15, 2008
Get the Barenaked Ladies mug.(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.
(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!
(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!
(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....
/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?
(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!
/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....
/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?
(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!
/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011
Get the Barton mug.someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.
by james(god) March 13, 2009
Get the chris bartnicki mug.the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
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barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008
Get the barton mug.Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.
"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"
by 814DH May 28, 2009
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