El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

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Poo Bandit

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

by deapoo May 20, 2009

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shag-bandit

A gentleman that is frequently copulating with a variety of women.

You might catch something off him he's an awfull shag-bandit..

by dcrookfull October 2, 2010

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beaver bandit

some who eats out hairy pussies

alysha hammens boyfriend

i still have hair in my mouth from eating that girl like a beaver bandit last night

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

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make-out bandit

a badass amazing kisser who:

a) will knock one's socks off and steal one's kisses;
b) is not a tease,
c) is not necessarily mysteriously unidentified to the one getting socks rocked off,
d) is highly experienced and tends to have numerous partners, all completely crushed that the bandit is still on the loose.

"There's this, like, amazing girl who just cornered me in the stairwell at this party. OMFG she was so hot and she rocked my socks off! Damn, I wanna get with her again. I wish she wasn't such a make-out bandit..."

Heather: "So, I made out with Dan last night."
Leah: "I thought you just made out with Blake."
Heather: "That was two nights ago..."
Leah: "Wow, you are suuuch a make-out bandit!"

by you've been Jessie'd October 27, 2006

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