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banana

banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel there skin off while cannibalizing them selves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
banana"guy 1: hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: oh, you mean the next Hitler? guy 1: *kills himself* "
by ShElbY BaTmaN June 23, 2017
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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death . Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"BananaGuy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler? BananaGuy 1: *Kills himself*"
by MyBubba February 13, 2017
mugGet the bananamug.

when a banana eats a banana

the banana becomes a banana
this is a phrase, when a banana eats a banana, the banana becomes a banana
by bigbrian232 February 18, 2020
mugGet the when a banana eats a bananamug.

banana

(not offensive and non-sexual term):

a person who outwardly looks unfriendly and spiky, but once you get to know them better, they are actually shy and clumsy, but well-intentioned, always trying to help others out.
I know quite a few people who can be qualified as a banana. This definition of a banana comes from the facts that banana peels on the street can make you slip and hurt yourself (the person looks unfriendly and spiky) but the fruit itself is sweet and tasty (the person is shy, clumsy and trying to help others).
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
mugGet the bananamug.

banana

jim: this banana tastes yummy!
by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010
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banana

A yellow 'fruit', (if thats wat ya wana call it!)

That.. to put it bluntly, tastes gross!! EWWKk!

dont eat bananas... sure, their gud 4 yuu!...

...but do u REALLY wana put ur taste buds thru that horrible mushy banananess & gross aftertaste that lingers even after ur 3rd breath mint????.....

nahh... i didnt thnk so. :P..:D
Jim: Dude! I can't believe your eating a banana!!!

Ben: *Takes experimental bite* *Makes unpleasant facial expression, a sign of disgust*

Jim: Ha! You'll be tasting that for a while mate!

Ben: *Walks away silently, dumping banana in nearest rubbish bin*

*Still wearing expression of EXTREME DISGUST!*... :P :D
by lanibro. February 24, 2010
mugGet the bananamug.

banana

what stupid toucans claim to when subjugated by honorable men.
"did that stupid bitch think i called her a banana? Fuck that! either way, i'll bukkake her!"
by Juggamond February 6, 2007
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