Backdoor Maru

The no-win scenario in which anal sex is suggested with your partner. Specifically:

1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.

2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.

3.Whether things might be weird afterword.

So I tried the Backdoor Maru with my girlfriend.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.

by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009

backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex

friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho

by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010

backdoor plumber

a shit stabber, a poofter, a mary queen, a sausage jockey, an uphill gardener, a fudge packer, a bone smoker, a bumbaklaat.

basically a male who partakes in intimate relations with another man's rectum.

"Look at him mincing around, bet he's a right backdoor plumber!"

by Antony Cole November 21, 2005

backdoorable

When a chcik has a fuckable body but an ugly face she would be backdoorable

Man: hey mate would you root that chick

Mate: well she is backdoorable

by bradhyde March 29, 2008

The Backdoor

Where all the $CENE$ST3RS HANG! OMG THIS IS SOOO HARDCORE. Occasionally COOL people go, but not to every show. The scene kids usually go to every single show because they have nothing better to do. What the scene kids really need to learn is that nobody wants them there, and they know nothing about music. They just go there to meet other scene kids, hook up with scene kids, and mosh because they are SO rock&roll!

xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ZOMG HAIII MANDAPANDA. ::hugs:: ilyouh<3 there is THE BACKDOOR show tonight! omzomzomz we get to see that hot piece of SEX in tight pants! omzomz
xxmandixmassacree: OMFG. Hes the SEX. *nomnomnom* I'm sooo there :DD
xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ::claps:: okay, I'm going to wear my TRIPP pants and tease my hair! <3<3<3 Uber excited!
xxmandixmassacree: hottt. Baii babe <3 ::hugglesquish::
xxcupcakeNINJAxD: awhhh D; *hugs* baii XD

by Kelly Scwahinger June 29, 2009

cincinatti backhand

A hand job style that involves reversing the hand position. In this method the givers thumb is positioned tward the taker. Can also be self perfomed. normaly preceded by ol'

She was jerking me off, then when i stod to face her she gave me the ol' cincinatti backhand.

Ive been a bit bored with my normal grip so lately ive been givin my self the ol' cincinatti backhand

by JDlew June 29, 2012

Backhand High Five

A high five using the back of the hand rather than the palm. Often considered the new fist bump.

Mark gave me a backhand high five and it was the coolest.

by Brad McCallister June 14, 2008