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Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

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june borns

June borns are among some of the humblest people . They are caring , affectionate , and discipline people who can be reserved sometimes depending on their moods . A bit of a phycopath in a funny and welcoming way . NB they are some of your top tier friends that u should cherish .

Stranger : what’s your birth month

June born : June

Stranger : no wonder your so quiet and reserve..June borns are always like that

by Hidden leaf village November 23, 2021

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