two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

by word_g33k August 3, 2007

Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".

"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."

by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009

earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

by fratberry June 27, 2007

chicken and biscuits

a euphemism for an especially satisfying act of sexual intercourse, often with a thick female partner.

I'm glad I finally got some chicken and biscuits.

Man, that girl cooks some good chicken and biscuits.

by A_Steez March 28, 2009

Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works

I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.

by Reilly March 10, 2005

Cathead biscuits

Good Ol' fashioned southern style buiscuits that are really great with with gravey and either sausage or bacon or served with butter and Jelly. (A) They are usually about 4-8 inches around and if baked properly taste better than Kentucky Fried Chickens' (B) They also go very nicely with homemade Cocoa.

Oh Man, Mommy used to make the best bulldog Gravey and Cathead Biscuits to go with our bacon and eggs, Man I miss those days.

by Kennith Curnutt August 11, 2006