Bear Shark

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.

Don't fuck with the Bear Shark!

by Oddtimes November 2, 2008

Bear in the air

A term or saying for a fart.

Whoops, sorry guys, there's a bear in the air

by JasperTour July 30, 2011

Bear-O-Dactyl

The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009

bear strength

Brute force that someone uses to lift or move a person or thing when all else fails. Putting all of your speed and power onto something until getting the desired results. Usually ending in some kind of painful injury.

My chevy ran out of gas so I used my bear strength to push it halfway to a gas station, but i had to call my bros to do push it the rest of the way cuz I pulled something in my back.

by Average Bobby June 30, 2009

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

Bear Grylls it up

Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.

Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.

Let's just Bear Grylls it up!

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!

by Notnobody December 29, 2009

Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010