A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
by Soggy sack November 11, 2017
Get the Bat Fapmug. Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
Get the Bat-Fapmug. What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!
Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
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Get the bat foodmug. A sex move move where the male ejaculates on the lamp shade of his sexual partner, with or without their knowledge. Henceforth, every time they turn on the lamp, the 'bat signal' will be projected on to a wall or ceiling.
I did The Bat Signal at this girls house last night. Because I'm the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So she can hunt me whenever she turns on a lamp. Because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The dark knight.
by M T Hammer June 14, 2018
Get the The Bat Signalmug.