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badger farts 

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
badger farts by scodder May 18, 2010

Naughty Badger 

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.
She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!
Naughty Badger by Tester256 July 24, 2009

Rusty Badger 

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.
Go on, get your rusty badger out!
Rusty Badger by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

kiss of the badger 

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus
Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday
kiss of the badger by kotb September 30, 2007

I'm here for the badger 

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

Honey badger 

The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.
Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.
Honey badger by smatty21 December 8, 2011