Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

by KevinMul February 9, 2010

Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

badgers den

1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening

Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?

by The Fondler March 30, 2007

badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

Badgers Nose

A Badgers Nose is something on your shopping list. Basically it is any form of food and just a fun way of saying it to confuse your friends.

guy 1: "go to the shop for me"
guy 2: "sure what do'ya want?"
guy 1: "2 Badgers Noses and a Pakki's Ankle"
guy 2: "WHAT?!?"

by Lil Andy :-D May 29, 2007