A block-away is a person who is so butt-ugly that they only stop hurting you eyes when they get a block away.
I was looking at the state police website of convicted sex offenders in my neighborhood. Yikes! 80- to 90 percent of them are block-aways.
So are you saying that the ugly made them do it?
Maybe. Ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.
Well, it’s a theory.
So are you saying that the ugly made them do it?
Maybe. Ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.
Well, it’s a theory.
by thistlebottom April 13, 2011
Get the block-away mug.When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011
Get the Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS) mug.A really awesome Japanese anime movie about a little girl (Yuriko) who is trapped in the spirit world, and finds help from the spirits to save her parents, and return home. I've never seen any movie like it, and really is very good. I would not reccomend showing it to young children, for the movie has several creepy scenes that may provoke nightmares.
by Jelly Snail March 19, 2008
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Girl 1 "Dude why are you wearing Kevin's hat?"
Girl 2 "I stole it because I want to see him again later. It's my take-away. Duh."
Girl 2 "I stole it because I want to see him again later. It's my take-away. Duh."
by Ender_187 February 9, 2013
Get the Take-away mug.when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter March 7, 2009
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AKA An Away Message
AKA An Away Message
I tried calling Jill, but she wouldn't pick up, and she had an awayer up on IM, so I figure she must be pretty busy.
by Zach "Tay Tay" August 4, 2007
Get the Awayer mug.ADJECTIVE - avoiding a train of thoughts by changing your thoughts to another topic
Synonyms - deflect, deter, divert, shove aside, avert
Synonyms - deflect, deter, divert, shove aside, avert
by mutation41 September 26, 2009
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