Assigraph

When someone autographs your ass with a pen, marker, or other writing tool.

I prefer an assigraph to a paper or photo autograph, it's just that much more personal.

by GGGTripleG May 8, 2015

assting

Texting with that ass

I caught my girlfriend assting me

by babiesonfire August 17, 2016

Assange

Assange (-v.)
When someone changes the password on the WiFi router and won't tell you the new one.

:My neighbour has changed the WiFi password again, I've been Assanged.

by Mr Hoppy October 19, 2016

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017

aisingalyroweartudesinnoyardionialicanfousladownlose

1.a word ment to convay pure quality and dankness, on the most highst level, and look completely confusing and meaningless
2.somthing thats completely indescribeable

that meme is aisingalyroweartudesinnoyardionialicanfousladownlose

by noomstgy June 11, 2018

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018