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Ratchet Animal

A non flying bird thing. it talks like a parrot but it can only say RAAATCHET. Similiar to an "Hellen Keller" parrot, but only at the end of the movie when she said wa wa
deformed baby parrot, talking penguin, ratchet animal
by intelligentguy89 January 1, 2012
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animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.
All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.
by Crapholio September 5, 2005
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animal rights

Formerly believed to be an idea in which animals should be equal to people, it is now widely recognized to be a belief where animals should receive higher consideration than humans.

Animal Rights means that humans are forbidden to hunt and/or eat animals, and are forbidden to use animals for ANY reason....
while animals are allowed to hunt and kill, as well as exploit other animals (ants exploiting aphids for their honeydew, for example).

Under this rule, animals are also allowed to kill a human for ANY reason (including, but not limited to: predator instinct, invasion of property, protection of young, etc.) while no human is allowed to kill an animal for any reason, not even to rescue his children from a bear attack.

When it comes to Animal Rights, George Orwell said it best in Animal Farm:
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others."
The animal rights girl was against animal testing, so she killed a scientist. Meanwhile, she also let a serial killer run free, because he only killed humans...none of his targets were animals. Plus, he was a vegan!
by Brick Wall March 22, 2005
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animalshits

Yo man these stupid animalshits on tv are so stupid!
by MaxRetarted March 25, 2004
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emotional support animal

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018
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animal rights activist

A person, who ignores malnutrition on the rest of the planet, and tries to force his/her own view on others. Often seen protesting medical advances, clothes or food that involved animals in the process. Would rather "convert" people to his/her own beliefs than accomplish something productive in life. Often resort to drastic action for attention, because their "cause" is not important enough for normal people.
An animal rights activist may be from the groups of

People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals

or

Animal Liberation Front
by ANILAM December 15, 2012
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Heart stopper animal kingdom sub

A sandwitch ordered at Subway that comprises of every meat filling but no fruit or veg.

Called the Heart stopper animal kingdom sub as it raises your colestral and kills as many animals as possible in just one sandwitch.
Fat guy: Can I have one Heart stopper animal kingdom sub.

Subway worker: Wow, just wow...
by Curtaspian January 3, 2010
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