anal schaf

anal schaf- the process of inserting bottles into the anus/ anal canal
anal schaffing- the process of inserting many objects into ur anus at the same time

u think you can anal schaf?
wats the deepest youve ever got with anal schaffing

by Magsta----> January 17, 2007

anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014

anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.

"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"

by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008

birthday anal

The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.

IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"

Random hot chick- "hump day?"

Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."

by Rules of engagement December 3, 2013

Anal Swirl

The act of inserting ones tongue into thier partners rectum and swirling it in a 360 degree motion.

Man, i gave AJ's sister an Anal Swirl lastnight... it was AWESOME!

by jswift December 1, 2006

anal sideburns

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

Anal Concussion

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

by DmasterG March 3, 2014