altesia

Altesia is a name used for kindhearted girls which are also super funny very attractive and also very sociable. Even though an Altesia is a person which studies hard but most importantly has a kind heart and a golden soul. Shortly is also called Tesi or Teshiko

OMG look that girl is such an Altesia

by Qweasd1 January 2, 2017

almosse

A very fat ass dude with a very small dick . Usually eats ass and loves blondes. Also is very nice and mean at the same time. A very good atthlete for his size

I rather be David with a big dick but I'm an almosse with a small dick

by Zambimo March 15, 2017

alcostalic

A person who just doesn't want to leave the bar and will give any excuse to stay until last call.

She just won't leave the bar cause she's an alcostalic

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

Hey, let's pull an almost gym tonight, I look okay. Do you have the chips?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

Altas llantas

Normally used in Argentina. It refers to when a shoe (shoes, tennis, etc ...) is good or attractive. "Altas" is to say that they're good and "llantas" is the same as shoes or tennis.

-OMG you have "Altas llantas"
-Thanks bro, you too

by Mrhakunamatata November 19, 2018

Altasia

A beautiful woman that will be your dream girl...she will most likely date boys that name start with a T and end with an A.

Altasia was a beautiful woman when she was young.

by Gyro Simmons May 7, 2019

Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019