alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
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-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
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by thisissethc September 30, 2017

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alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

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queen of alternative pop

Lana Del Rey.

Lana Del Rey is Thee Queen of Alternative Pop

Person1:Who is the queen of alternative pop?
Person2:Lana Del Rey.

by ToriAmostknown November 01, 2023

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Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024

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alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"

-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .

by Shoreline1 April 03, 2017

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