WOODY ALLEN!!!

1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and

2.)A Big old stupid head!

3.)A term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.

1.)says:in a sad voice:... O Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet...

2.)You big ol' Woody Allen!!!

3.)This shirt is a big ol' WOODY ALLEN!!

..0r are you Woody Allen!!

by woodyallen February 16, 2009

Kris Allen

A contestant on "Crapfest 2009" also known as American Idol season 8. No one thought he would get into the top 12, but he did because of horny women and then a few weeks later boomed into a serious contender and could possibly win this whole shitfest.

Kris Allen is one of the better singers this year on American Idol, along with Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta. Allison article coming soon.

Did I mention girls wanna fuck him?

Girl 1: I WANNA FUCK KRIS SOOOOO BAD!111
Girl 2: NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WANTS MEE!!!11!
Obsessed Kris Allen fan: NO BITCHES I WANNA FUCK HIM HE WANTS MEE SO F OFF KAY

(No offense to his fans.)

by Lewis Black Fan April 27, 2009

ray allen

ray allen is a gross basketball player who only stays outside the ring and is scared of going past the three-point line. His inability to layup or dunk represents why he shall never become a great nba player.

ray allen failure

by kobe7 August 2, 2011

Allen

Dick head who calls anorexic girls fat and grabs them when they try to leave

Allen is a dick

IKR? Did you see him grab his anorexic ex girlfriend?

by asdfghjklmmnnn January 12, 2013

super-allen

n.
1. Someone who rises above the ranks like Godzilla from the ocean
2. A giant among men; one who shows the way
3. A term coined to describe someone capable of mastadonic alcohol consumption
4. A programming term used to describe the team-member to whom you give all the unwanted work. See also shit-kicker.

1. Super-allen is our hero! Vote 1 Super-allen for president...

2. Man you can really knock back the brews!! What a super-allen!

by tehsux December 14, 2004

john Allen

Very annoying (normie) scum, often found stalking the internet in search of normie memes and lad bible posts. Also is often found using many (XD)’s to things that are not particularly funny or ironic.

“Oh look at that john Allen sending normie memes in the group chat again”

by Oops_i_did_it_again November 7, 2017

Allen Central

A high school in Eastern Kentucky, with a student body count of about 350+.
Filled with racist, Hitler-idolizing, hillbilly faggots, and illiterate, 12th grade basketball stars with a 1st grade reading level,
attending this school is equivalent to spending 4 years of your life on stage in front of millions of 2 year olds in a Dorothy the Dinosour costume.
Most drop out.
Nearly every alumni student of Allen Central graduates thinking they will major in pharmacy once they get into college.
Most drop out of college.

I go to Allen Central, so chances are, I'll never make it in the real world after I graduate.

by anherotaylor August 14, 2007