ABEND

Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.

Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Alenka

A female person that has a huge head... sometimes with manley features.

Commonly used in the UK.

OMG look at that Alenka! That's rediculous...

by Shamu-the-whale-UK July 7, 2009

Alena Size

a very large portion of food or a very large object would be classified as "alena size"

"Bro thats alena size how are you eating that"

by ayooooooking August 24, 2021

Global Agenda

A F2P 3rd Person shooter also known as GA that actually requires team work to win the Missions or Spec Ops
Note:Missions is PvP Were you have a team of 12 on 12 there are many different mods for it. Spec Ops Is PvE were you have a team of 4 going against the internment and at the end of it there is a boss:there is a time limit to the Spec Ops so do hurry

shadow:Are you getting on Global agenda?

Rakon: Yes why?

Shadow: hold on I will get on and we can work together in missions to win

Rakon: awesome want to get on vent or use in-game voice chat?
Shadow: In-game vent laggs my game up since the graphics on Global agenda are so amazing

by Shadowcrest June 13, 2011

Adendum

A brootal(!) Death-core band from Tampa, Florida. The most brutal-est, most hardcore-est, most awesome-est band ever to walk the face of the Earth. They are notorious for their 70+ minute song, consisting of Spanish gypsy scales in the key of C-major. Most of their song typically talks about how tight their clothing is, and how it causes them constant suffering and torture, and about how they regret that they forgot to add the "D" in their name to get an actual word.

Brootal Boy 1: Hey dude, why are you called "Adendum"? Isn't it supposed to be "Addendum"?

Adendum Band Member: Son... I am disappoint...

by Brootal Fan #2 April 24, 2010

Alandrea

Alandrea she is pretty but mean she only cares for her self she breaks peoples heart she broke her self and she has the most beautiful smile and she makes you happy at first but nah that shit is fake she breaks your heart then you will feel like shit like you miss you hate her and she is a bitch that only cares about her only self she made on of my friends cry in pain but just know that Alandrea is fake Friend

Alandrea is a fake friend

by Rosa R. April 24, 2019

alenzo

An Asshole who doesn't care about anyone else and wants to get close to people to use them. Will get an girlfriend if it's draws attention. More or likely born in Denmark or Sweden. Probably an black person nigga

That person is such an alenzo's
What an asshole just like an alenzo's

by Collision and Notsobluey October 25, 2019