The best boyfriend you could ever have. Alan cares about you even when it seems nobody else does. They tend to be silly and joke around. They never want you to be sad, and always will do all they can to make you smile. They care about you and are aware of your emotions and feelings. Definitely boyfriend material.
by Bibleman234 July 10, 2021
Get the Alan mug.by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018
Get the Dirty Alan mug.Related Words
Alcandor
• alcantara
• Alcantarite
• Alcan
• AlCan highway
• Alcandre
• alcania
• Alcanoe
• Alcansauced
• Alcantar
a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing
by Mel<3'sHerAlan July 18, 2009
Get the Alan mug.by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008
Get the Alan Bread mug."His speech was very acanomious; he spoke acanomiously."
"The writer's acanome translates our views favorably into the public understanding."
"The writer's acanome translates our views favorably into the public understanding."
by The WordSmith12 September 6, 2009
Get the Acanome mug.An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013
Get the Alan the Karate Kid mug.