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Butthole Abortion

When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.
Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!
by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013
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port alberni

a shit-hole , that smells like a garbage dump.
I'd rather live on skid row than live in port alberni
by Fine-living December 29, 2008
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Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.
Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.
by Tankin January 6, 2008
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Abortion

Husband: My wife and i want an abortion
Doctor:Sure! *shoves hand in wife's uterus*
Wife:*moans*
Doctor: *Pulls out baby*
Doctor:*yeets out window* There you go!
by fartnut December 15, 2020
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Abortion

(after having a bad night) What a freakin abortion
by msg49 February 26, 2009
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abortion

the removal of a unborn fetus and thus killing it. Personally, I do not support abortion because I think it is wrong and often used as birth control

HOWEVER

I also believe that since I am a man, it is not my place to tell women how to live their lives. Although I personally may think what they are doing is wrong, it is not my place to make a law banning this. And no, dont say "but its your responsibilty because its murder!" its not actually murder, more depriving someone of a future life. And think about it for two seconds: if you outlaw abortion, women will still get abortions. TRUST ME ON THIS. They will simply go to dangerous back alley abortion clinics.
Although I do not support abortion, I do believe its the womans right to choose
by i wanna piss on you June 26, 2006
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Aborable

When someone you like is adorable, but also boring.
"How did your date go dude?"
"Meh, turns out shes aborable."
"Aborable, eh? At least she doesn't have the crazy eyes."
by w.stokely February 8, 2010
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