Alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).

The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.

by Pauly May 13, 2005

alleyfication

ALLEYFICATION: it'sdefines a different type of education that is only used at/or around the Back Alley. It means that whatever happens in the Alley, STAYS in the Alley.......but there MUST be a huge quantity of liquor drank or it's not quite 'ALLEYFICATION'.

Whatever Pauly does at the Alley, STAY's at the Alley.
ie:-Kissing ladies (hott or UGLY/fat
or skinny).
-Kissing boyz (always ugly, always
UGLY)!!!!!!
-Pissing your pants/skirt..
-Getting caught with a hooker/
she-man in the ladies washroom.
-Dancing of ANY kind.
and for those of you unfaithful
LADIES.....
-'CHEATING'. You should know by now
that you'll get caught everytime.
This includes 'making out'! It's
cheating if you didn't know!?

by Troy Franks May 13, 2005

akeypuncture

Pretty much like acupuncture except that you use keys instead of needles and the purpose is more likely to be self-defense/attack than improving people's health.

I got into a fight with this crazy-ass car driver the other day and she akeypunctured the shit out of me.

by djabthrash September 1, 2013

alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.

"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014

alley smiling

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.

brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling

by mr. pickles December 16, 2015

aaleyia

Aaleyia Is The Worlds Gift
She Is Smart,Beautiful,And An Amazing Person To Be Around
That's Just Aaleyia

Girl:Look At Molly,She's Great
Girl2:Sure...But Look At Aaleyia

by WowBry May 29, 2016

aleyani

She is a crazy amazing girl who has pretty eyes and an amazing smile she is a bit weird but you love her anyway she can have an attitude if you say something she doesn't like but she will forgive you because she doesn't hold grudges she is he best friend type and when you are her best friend she will treat you like family and she will basically think you are her family

Aleyani is so nice

by Tina lactinburghur July 20, 2017