accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

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Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019

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acid jazz

a type of jazz music that hits hard when tripping balls (when using psychedelics: specifically acid).

I was tripping balls on acid jazz, having a great fucking time cunt

by youngslut420 October 22, 2019

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acid blood

A highly exclusive, almost cult-like tribe of homies. Mostly led by a shaman, acid blood members indulge their inner mind with use of LSD.

Acid Blood? I fuck with that, hell yeah!

by MarottaMan December 31, 2019

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Accideny

Misspelled accident

Created by professor Alam Syed
at 23:59 5-8-20

Ye bro, It was an accideny.

by ReachNirvana_101 August 5, 2020

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accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

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