porkchop express

When you get the tour of rural Wales.

Been to the West have you? You must have ridden the Porkchop express?

by Duwduw January 07, 2019

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 08, 2019