Definitions by Duwduw

porkchop express 

When you get the tour of rural Wales.

Been to the West have you? You must have ridden the Porkchop express?

porkchop express by Duwduw January 7, 2019

accidental nonce 

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

accidental nonce by Duwduw January 7, 2019