A person claiming there isn't a god but fanatically believes in cultish fantasies like:
Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
Men can become women.
Climate can be controlled by the ratio of EVs to ICE motor vehicles.
Evolution.
Babies aren't really alive till birth.
Communism is better than capitalism.
Religious bigotry is cool.
These tenets are inseparable from their ideology. To the point that true atheists are ashamed to be lumped in with their ilk.
by LarryWilliamsAZ April 16, 2024
Get the Atheist mug.To simply define it, an atheist is just someone who doesn’t believe in the existence of a higher power. We’re not people who believe in things like an afterlife, deities, prayers, religious rituals, etc. A normal atheist has no real problem with other people being religious or spiritual, so long as they keep that to themselves and don’t try to force others to adapt to their beliefs.
I am an atheist. When I was about 12 years old, I realized that there is no such thing as a higher power, nor do we go anywhere after we die. Everything is stored in your brain, and when your brain ceases to function that’s the end of you. You just return to the same state of non-existence that existed before you were born.
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Types of atheists (overlap is common) include:
- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.
- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.
- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.
- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.
- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.
- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.
- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.
It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.
- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.
- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.
- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.
- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.
- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.
- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.
It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 1, 2025
Get the Atheist mug.A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016
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A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
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Even though the population is mostly Catholic, Cuba is Aetheist Land.
I raise this can of Mountain Dew in a toast to my glorious Atheist Land!
I raise this can of Mountain Dew in a toast to my glorious Atheist Land!
by Schooling Schswoogies October 16, 2017
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