Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018

Alaskan ChocolateShake

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.

Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!

by YourBigDaddy69 January 21, 2021

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022