dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

SILVER Alert

The goal of a SILVER Alert is to instantly galvanize the entire community to assist in the search for and the safe recovery of a senior citizen who has become missing often due to Altimeters.

Last week Mabel was found standing in front of her former home but thankfully she was recovered quickly due to the enormous success of the SILVER alert.

by barney_phife September 19, 2009

Alerah

Type of girl who plays with yo feelings and thinks about themselves first

Alerah is just a pretender and not a contender

by YG fo’ Hunnind January 30, 2020

Hoe alert

When you got hoes in your phone and you open the text, but you don’t text them back

Michelle phone when she opens it and doesn’t open it, basic hoe alert

by Sexy Phil 123 October 23, 2018

first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.

We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert

by alsmith August 12, 2019

Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.

Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.

by MrsNesbit April 29, 2022

Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022