commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007

Sass Act

Pun on "Class Act" , a sass act can be described as a person that lives life concerned with projecting a certain degree of sass apon everyone they speak to. Sass Acts usually come across as mean, but that's what they want you to think. THey really aren't, its just up to you to compliment and smile at their sassy personality.

Person 1: Hey!
Sass Act: You look like a raddish.
Person 1: Wtf, your an ass.

Person 2: Hey!
Sass Act: You look like a seahorse, neigh swish.
Person 2: Lmao, you are so sassy!
Sass Act: Bro, I'm Bringing Sassy Back
Person 2: So, were cool right?
Sass Act: Definitely Seabiscuit .

by boringboringboring January 19, 2011

cunt act

An act that only a complete sicko or the average Texan would do.

A cunt act: Jerking off into your mom's bra

A Texan cunt act: Jerking off in your mom's bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise...

by Lord of Mishap September 4, 2008

AT-ACT

The AT-ACT Was an Imperial Walker variant. They were lightly armored Cargo Carriers. They were much Slimmer and taller than their AT-AT cousins. So far,AT-ACT'S were used in the Battle of Scarif

I personally prefer the AT-AT over the AT-ACT, during to it being taken down by Ion Fire Cannons,or Ion Cannons

by Imperial Grand Moff Tarkin January 21, 2017

Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

pussy act

The cowardice to do something because there's less sacrifice to yourself or your bottom line rather than doing what's right. Also known as P Act.

The CEO of 3M made a pussy act decision and allowed their distributors to sell their product to other countries while the US suffered shortages during a pandemic.

by ValleyBreezer April 2, 2020