whack the jack

Fervent Male Masturbation

Tom wanted to whack the jack before his parents arrived home.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009

whack slap

Hitting someone with your dick

whack slap

by Wilson!! >:( September 22, 2013

whack pain

Back pain when your baked

When you’re baked 1/100 times; u get whack pain

by BroyceOG4:(2 November 22, 2019

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

by Angry Albanian January 7, 2019

Whack Juice

1 - adj. to be extremely whack, able to negatively effect all others he/she may meet with their "whackness"

2 - radiating with lameness beyond all belief

3 - a level of uncoolness that would disassociate you from those you believe to be your friends

This Hansen concert would be dripping with whack juice

You have just spike the punch bowl of life with you abundance of whack juice

by William Jones November 30, 2006

whack rappers

People who rap about shit that makes no sense. AKA, a doo doo stain rapper. Some examples include (but are not limited to)
•50 Cent
•Game
•Logo
•P Diddy

What the fuck did he say? What whack rappers.

by Fobb Mobb September 18, 2006