Girl- I like your hair.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Get the Narcissistmug. An asshole thinks they’re the best person in the world. Will probably look up their name on UrbanDictionary just to see how good they are.
Mark: Did you see what it said about my me? It says “He's the definition of amazing. He defines the word friend, too. He'll always be there for you. He defines hard working,” and it’s all true! I think they left out the part about me being sexy though.
Jason: Fuckin’ narcissist.
Jason: Fuckin’ narcissist.
by toadallyawful December 14, 2018
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by 98.ncrsta December 17, 2023
Get the narcissistmug. A man born in 1984 Invercargill, New Zealand has been able to demonstrate narcissistic traits by merely existing. An example of this is the behaviors he exhibits on a daily basis by opening his mouth and dribbling. Favorite past time consists of gaslighting anyone that is drunk enough to listen too.
by OverRatedIt August 11, 2024
Get the Narcissistic Personalitymug. A general term victimized people use to define their perpetrators; often used to describe ex romantic partners, spouses, employees or lower income earners.
My ex is such a narcissist. He never cleaned up after himself and expected me to do everything for him…
I don’t like her, she’s a vindictive narcissist…
He gossips about everyone behind their backs and points out their flaws like a pathological narcissist.
I don’t like her, she’s a vindictive narcissist…
He gossips about everyone behind their backs and points out their flaws like a pathological narcissist.
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The girl is a narcissist that hears what she wants to hear about herself. Anybody can tell somebody something they think the other person would want to hear, but how many people really mean anything they say these days?
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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