retarded

When your drive way needs a new coat of tar so you retarded.

Guy1: why cant we walk on your driveway again?

Guy2: cuz we retarded

Guy1: ooo so you put a new coat of tar on it.

Guy2: yup

by Ballzak May 11, 2007

Retarded

A gifted person that is often unappreciated <3

Look at that retarded guy.... Really? Where? All I see is a gifted person created by God

by isaybrahhh August 01, 2011

retard

1. (noun) A person with an IQ of lower than 60, who have ineptitude learning at school as well as communication, problems performing basic everyday tasks, and problems socially with people of similar age.

2. (noun) The insult used to describe such a person in definition 1, or anyone just acting or talking stupid, whether they fit the medical diagnosis of "mentally retarded" or not.

3. (noun) Most posters on Blabbermouth's heavy metal news website and messageboard.

You don't know what you're talking about, you retard.

by steelersownyou January 16, 2006

Retard

A word Americans tend to call eachother as a very bad insult.

Wanda: Hey Bill, I tripped on the stairs today.
Bill: You retard!

by danielgnik September 02, 2008

Retardation

The act of being so fucking stupid that you literally make other people lose brain cells.

You are the absolute definition of Retardation.

by TayTayGamerson June 27, 2018

retard

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

by ryhlyh December 01, 2016

ReTard

ReTard n. Portmanteu of "Republican" and "retard". Someone who, intoxicated by an assumption about being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always middle class, easily led and with poor insight to society's problems, and naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.

The Tea Party is utterly ReTarded

by ConBasher July 19, 2014