Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

by SuperEboy July 9, 2010

Mickey U

Nickname for Michelob Ultra, a low-carb beer with no taste.

"Pass me a Mickey U"

"Jesus are you on a diet or something? I'd rather drink cyanide."

by msliefjli39393993 January 20, 2010

mickey ficky

syn:for motha F**ker

Im a bad mickey ficky.
Shut yo mickey ficky ass up

by superdude0687 April 5, 2010

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

Sticky Mickey

When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse

Jack: *Hits Ough with a sticky mickey*
Ough: "Fuck jack why the hell did you hit me with a sticky mickey you cunt"

by nutterinherbutter March 13, 2021

sticky mickey

To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Did you see Jason give Sara a sticky mickey in the hallway in school yesterday!

by Cartelan April 26, 2014

Mick

A cunning, charming, ruggedly handsome individual who will allow you to believe you are the only one in his heart and mind, while simultaneously playing the field. This is the type of man who will resort to underhanded tactics to get laid, and is manipulative enough to get away with it. A person usually too smart for their own good. Likely married. The sort of man, if you are foolish enough to fall for, will land you in therapy for the rest of your days.

Guard your heart (or your wife) with an iron clamp. That man over there is a total Mick.

by sparkles4u February 11, 2010