your face

A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.

For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.

Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:

humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))

This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.

For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
by yourfaceislame November 13, 2012
mugGet the your facemug.

Lenny face

Often used online when something sensual is happening. Or when people take thinks out of context in a dirty way.
*inserts Lenny face*
by snapstothat May 27, 2018
mugGet the Lenny facemug.

lose face

to lower your(one's) credibility and image in front of others
These students lose face in front of their colleagues.
by daniel jurca January 6, 2008
mugGet the lose facemug.

face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.
“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"
by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012
mugGet the face battlemug.

Face Check

The act of checking if an area is dangerous to blunder into by blundering into it.
"There might be an ambush waiting for us inside this bush. Let me poke my face in and check"
"DEMACIA!"
"Dude, don't Face Check"
by Teh Mongause September 23, 2011
mugGet the Face Checkmug.

face fee

The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
by Tom Gore January 14, 2008
mugGet the face feemug.

Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.
by bexywoo June 7, 2009
mugGet the Face Fancymug.

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