Ate at the Zoo

When you eating Donkey (Ass) and pairing it with fine wines.

Me and my girl ate at the Zoo last night.

by Gonz989 December 17, 2022

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level

Jean you are such a zoo feeded

by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004

zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 08, 2023

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 06, 2022

daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 24, 2021